So here we are.
Some people will do whatever it takes to get our attention.
Some people will eat dozens of hot dogs in a minute.
Some people will go out wearing very, very little.
Some people will yell very, very loudly.
Some people will carry signs.
Some people will cry wolf.
Some people will be silly.
Some people will donate millions of dollars to worthy causes.
Some people will go on reality shows.
Some people will abuse others.
Some people will hold their breath until they turn blue.
Some people will march.
Some people will lie about other people.
Some people will burn things.
Some people will donate millions of dollars to political interest groups.
Some people will invent.
Some people will create.
Some people will bamboozle.
Some people will drive fast.
Some people will do somersaults.
Some people will cry.
Some people will sing.
Some people will wear lots of shiny things.
Some people will sky-write.
Some people will spew hate.
Some people will win games and contests and races.
Some people will write.
Some people will cultivate.
Some people will destroy.
Some people will bully.
Some people will sport crazy hairstyles.
Some people will tell you what to think.
Some people will dance.
Some people will make fools of themselves or others.
Some people will push.
Some people will buy influence.
Some people will abuse power.
Some people will wear white pants after Labor Day.
Some people will lose weight.
Some people will gain weight.
Some people will work hard.
Some people will smile.
Some people will go on talk shows.
Some people will host talk shows.
Some people will pester and prod.
Some people will sell their souls.
Some people will throw tomatoes.
Some people will enlighten.
Some people will comment in all-caps.
Some people will break things.
Some people will make ample use of whoopie cushions.
Some people will whine.
Some people will excel.
Some people will just say look at me, look at me!
Some people will do unthinkable, unspeakable things.
Some people will even spray Silly String at unsuspecting drive-thru employees.
It would seem that our attention is pretty damned valuable. We should use it wisely.
Yes indeed. Welcome to me.
Some people will eat white clay from the Piedmont area of Georgia, and wonder if they should have paid attention to words "bowel obstruction" on the label.
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