So here we are.
Here are some Things That Should Be:
- People should be decent.
- People should be compassionate.
- People should find hobbies other than the pure, unadulterated pursuit of power.
- People should realize when they’ve made enough money.
- Kids should be just adorable and precocious enough so that you don’t get sick of them.
- Kids should never know how adorable and precocious they are. It leads to problems and Punky Brewster.
- YouTube should filter its submissions so only the truly cutest puppy videos make the cut and my time is not wasted on lesser puppies.
- There should be no such thing as lesser puppies.
- Life should be fair, complete with instantaneous karma and smiting to those who maliciously break hearts and spirits.
- The quest for deliciousness should have a higher priority.
Here are some Sad Truths: